Monday, November 21, 2011

The Expendables 2 Poster Arrives

The most action movie poster everWARNING:a mere glance at this poster is what caused half the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park to turn into males, so pumped with testosterone is it. This promo for Expendables 2 contains, by our estimate, 75% more muscles and 190% more guns than every other poster this year put together.The film, as you are no doubt aware, sees Sylvester Stallone and company (including Jason Statham, TerryCrews, Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li) taking on another impossible mission. With beefed-up roles this time, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are back, and they're joined by Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude VanDamme. So much bicep!So many roundhouse kicks to the head! And, er, Liam Hemsworth. Maybe that'll make more sense once we see him in action in Hunger Games; currently, in the wake of The Last Song it doesn't make so much sense. Simon "Con Air" West is directing this time.[[Poll554]]Expendables 2, which appears to have dropped the definite article, is due out on August 17, 2012. We're not going to call it "EX 2"; too many traumatic memories of LXG.

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